Happy Birthday,
Aeshna
est. 27 years ago ❤️
Over the months, we've observed a few things.
Some habits.
Some preferences.
Some behaviours.
Some of them concerning.
To celebrate your birthday, we've put together a highly scientific study of what makes you… you.
The following questions have been carefully crafted using months of friendship, questionable memories, repeated observations, and evidence gathered from our chats.
For each question, choose the answer you believe is most accurate.
- More than one answer may feel correct
- Some answers may feel a little too correct
- We reserve the right to exaggerate for comedic purposes
- Any resemblance to real events is entirely intentional
This is not a test.
There are no wrong answers.
Only varying degrees of truth.
Let's begin.
We present to you, Exhibit A:
Highly scientific visual evidence.
- Analysing responses...
- Cross-referencing chats...
- Consulting restaurant databases...
- Checking shopping cart activity...
- Verifying Arsenal allegations...
After years of research, peer review,
and absolutely no bias whatsoever…
A highly evolved Aeshna exhibiting advanced levels of food planning, outfit curation, and emotional attachment to items that are currently on sale.
Happy, fed, slightly spoilt, dangerously persuasive, and scientifically proven to be 100% cute.
A few gifts remain.